WWWAGD? (What Would Wayne And Garth Do?)

Well, if Wayne and Garth can have a top ten, I want one too.

1. Patrick Stump
2. Michael J. Fox
3. Jason Schwartzman
4. Charlie Day
5. Seth Green
6. Seth Cohen (I know he's fictional, but whatever)
7. Rivers Cuomo
   
8. Woody Allen circa Annie Hall
9. Dustin Hoffman circa The Graduate
10. Kirk Cameron circa Growing Pains

SCHWING!

Tell Me

What sin replaces love?

I'd Hit It

I think that there's something wrong with me, but I have such a crush on Seth Green in Can't Hardly Wait. If I were at a party and this little goggle-d dude kicked me game, I'd totally go for it. Purrrrr.

I Would Overlook The Crazy and Concentrate On The Converse

Ryan Adams looks straight-up perfect here, like it's his first day TA'ing a film theory class at an ivy league university. I love knowing that guys who dress like this even exist.

Yo, Teach!

This is from some movie coming out and they took it to the next level by shooting a fake behind-the-scenes promo for the show in the movie. Or something. I don't care. I'm convinced that Jason Schwartzman should be my baby daddy.