Feelin' Kinda Thursday

1. I just started watching Californication. I'm four episodes deep. So far, I really like the show but the main character Hank (David Duchovny) is a like a shitty cocktail of two men I know; one that has always repulsed me and one that has recently repulsed me.

It is actually freaking me out to see such a sleazy guy onscreen and think that these are exactly the kinds of things these boys would do/have done to me or my buddies. When did I start hanging out with sleezebags? You know what it is? The banter. I'm a sucker for good banter and Hank gives great banter. I fall for it every time. *shakes head* Let it be known that great banter is my kryponite.

2. Speaking of great things, not to toot my own horn, but I rocked my guest editor stint on Philebrity the other week. Here are my top three favorite posts I wrote:

• Breaking News: Uber Menudo Superfan Lashes Out At Us In Noontime Nuggetz Comment Section
• Philly Asks Zipcar to Prom, Totally Blows PhillyCarShare Off
• Comcast Hates Everything Fun About America

Part of me wants to print these out and put 'em up on my fridge with a gold star sticker shining triumphantly. I had so much fun helming the Good Ship Philebrity and I hope I get to do it again sometime. I especially liked ordering their interns around. I could definitely get into that. Maybe we should get interns over at Shmitten Kitten. They'd have to be hot boys and we'd make 'em brush our hair, get us iced coffee, and gives us bear hugs whenever we wanted. I'll run it by Shannon later.

3. I had an amazing time with Jenna last weekend. It's always hard when she leaves and I go back to being Jenna-less. I mean, who here is gonna remind me that I made a hammock request and was brutally denied? Oh God, I'm cringestorming just thinking about it. That one was for you, Jenna!