This lady is terrified. Who can blame her?
February 28, 2011
New Vid From My Main Man, Mr. Stump
Go, Patrick, go! I love every single thing about this song/ this video/ this man.
February 25, 2011
February 23, 2011
OMG this is amazing

fig. 1: the shower head
fig. 2: the egyptian
fig. 3: the buffoon
fig. 4: the rag
fig. 5: the wall pocket
fig. 6: the karateka
fig. 7: the lotus
fig. 8: the acorn
fig. 9: the prayer
fig. 10: the fan
February 22, 2011
February 16, 2011
DUDES!
I'm heading to Chicago tomorrow to go to Courtney's wedding. I'm gonna dance like this all over her cousin's face.
HAHA!
HAHA!
Guys, A New EP From Mr. Stump
I'M SO STOKED FOR THIS! I can't wait.
PatrickStump.com Update:
New digital EP 'Truant Wave' available on iTunes 2/22
Hi guys,
Formal album releases take so much time to prepare, I'd like to announce the release of Truant Wave, a digital EP I've put together of songs I felt strongly about but didn't have place for within the narrative of Soul Punk. Having recorded Soul Punk as the sole performer and writer, creating Truant Wave also presented a welcome opportunity for me to work with some of my gifted friends on my solo material. Anyway, I'm psyched on this EP, hope you like it. See you on the road.
-Patrick
Porcelain (feat. Alph-A-Bit)
Spotlight (Oh Nostalgia)
Cute Girls (feat. Om’mas Keith)
Love, Selfish Love
As Long As I Know I’m Getting Paid
Big Hype (feat. D.A. of Chester French and Driis)
February 14, 2011
Green Days Gone By
Here's the entire Green Day concert uncut that aired on MTV and was filmed in Chicago on Nov. 18th, 1994. I went to this concert with Courtney!
This was posted on FB from my buddy, Todd Pot. What a riot. Here's the setlist:
1. Going To Pasalacqua
2. Chump
3. Longview
4. Burnout
5. Coming Clean
6. When I Come Around
7. Welcome To Paradise
8. 2,000 Light Years Away
9. Basket Case
10. All By Myself
11. Dominated Love Slave
12. F.O.D. (Fuck Off And Die)
13. Paper Lanterns
14. Christie Road
15. She
16. Credits (She)
This was posted on FB from my buddy, Todd Pot. What a riot. Here's the setlist:
1. Going To Pasalacqua
2. Chump
3. Longview
4. Burnout
5. Coming Clean
6. When I Come Around
7. Welcome To Paradise
8. 2,000 Light Years Away
9. Basket Case
10. All By Myself
11. Dominated Love Slave
12. F.O.D. (Fuck Off And Die)
13. Paper Lanterns
14. Christie Road
15. She
16. Credits (She)
I Made A Mix For Y'all
I just posted this on the ol' SK:
Let me know what you think!
I know I said that I was going to ignore Valentine's Day but it's all sunny out and I'm wearing a purple dress and a denim jacket and normal boots not winter ones which is putting me in a good mood so I made a mix for you as a present. It even has the new Strokes song on it so there you go. What can I say? The sunshine is on my face and in my hair and it's thawing out my cold, jaded heart.
"Aaaaaaay, Happy Valentine's Day"
Click on the Fonz to download it or just click here: whatever blows your hair back. Enjoy!
- Gloomy Monday Morning - The Black Hollies
- Under Cover Of Darkness - The Strokes
- Sink/Let It Sway - Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
- Fall Hard - Shout Out Louds
- Hell Knows I'm In Love - Hammarin & Robin
- Summertime - My Chemical Romance
- Spit the Dark - Empires
- Mind Blindness - Dirty on Purpose
- The Shaded Forests - Deastro
- Let's Go Surfing - The Drums
- Two - The Antlers
- 15 To 20 - The Phenomenal Handclap Band
- No Strings (Prod by Classixx) - Mayer Hawthorne
- One More Try (feat. Har Mar Superstar) - GAYNGS
February 12, 2011
February 10, 2011
Feeling Nostalgic
I LOVED this band the Mushuganas in high school You don't even know. It's making me excited to go home to Chicago next week. Yay!
It's A Nutty Thing
To watch a random kid I knew in high school have his divorce not only make national news, but be splashed across every tabloid in every supermarket aisle. I didn't care for him much in high school because he always struck me as a poser, which sounds ridiculous now but when you're 17, things like that take on an absurd significance.
Regardless, I'm not 17 anymore and I know that at the end of the day we're all just humans with our own struggles and challenges. No one should have to endure having their personal life invaded like that. What a mess.
Regardless, I'm not 17 anymore and I know that at the end of the day we're all just humans with our own struggles and challenges. No one should have to endure having their personal life invaded like that. What a mess.
February 9, 2011
Exactly!
What I want from a restaurant website.


I'd also like to add that they should all nix music that auto-plays when you get to their site. That drives me crazy.
via the Oatmeal, one of the funniest sites ever.


I'd also like to add that they should all nix music that auto-plays when you get to their site. That drives me crazy.
via the Oatmeal, one of the funniest sites ever.
February 8, 2011
THANK YOU, INTERNET
Here's a video clip of Chris and his teacher gettin' it on from the BBC Skins aka my new obsession. Whoa a low. This show is SO GOOD! And, look how cute he is! Exclamation points!
Well, Looky Here
I have a new crush. He plays Chris on the BBC version of the show Skins. Sometimes he makes faces that remind me of a chimpanzee BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER because his character is my favorite kind of guy: brazen, scrappy, and a closet romantic. His whole storyline of falling in love with his teacher gave me butterflies. Just look at his little face:
He's adorable! I wanna scoop him up and smell his hair and bite his earlobe and hear him say my name. Whoa. I'm a creeper today. Sorry 'bout that. He's naked a lot on the show so it's revved my engine, so to speak. Oh god, what am I talking about. I gotta go. *collar tug*
He's adorable! I wanna scoop him up and smell his hair and bite his earlobe and hear him say my name. Whoa. I'm a creeper today. Sorry 'bout that. He's naked a lot on the show so it's revved my engine, so to speak. Oh god, what am I talking about. I gotta go. *collar tug*
Sometimes
“Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things I don’t want to do.”
-Charles Bukowski
February 7, 2011
My Sunshine
My niece, Julianna, being a cutie pie.
Wanna see her in action? Feast your eyes on this adorableness:
Her pigtails are the cutest things I've ever seen in my entire life.
Wanna see her in action? Feast your eyes on this adorableness:
Her pigtails are the cutest things I've ever seen in my entire life.
February 6, 2011
Having A Word
Besides cuddling up with Charlie and drooling over adorable short guys, blogging is my favorite thing to do on the planet. I love all of it. I love creating content and I love finding content to share. Between Shlooby Kitten and Shmitten Kitten and my Twitter and my SK Facebook and my top secret special blog for Jenna's eyes only, I realize that I probably blog more than most people. Wait, I didn't even count this blog in that list! How can I forget you, ol' Cupcake Brigade? Sorry, dude. Add Cupcake Brigade to that pile.
I just wish that my favorite thing to do had a different word because "blog" sounds so unappealing. Blog sounds like a contraction of the words bulimic and Frogger. I cringe every time I say it. Can't we call writing on the web something more pleasant? I like words such as tinker or pillow or treat or drizzle. Can't I have a word like that to describe what I do? Any ideas, guys?
I just wish that my favorite thing to do had a different word because "blog" sounds so unappealing. Blog sounds like a contraction of the words bulimic and Frogger. I cringe every time I say it. Can't we call writing on the web something more pleasant? I like words such as tinker or pillow or treat or drizzle. Can't I have a word like that to describe what I do? Any ideas, guys?
February 1, 2011
Uh
Here's the creepy painting hanging over my desk at the library. WTF, Jesus? Why are you clawing at this dude with your thick fingers and veiny hands? I'm getting grossed out, yo.
Jesus is like, "Relax. We're just two dudes gettin' our stew on." Yeah, right.
Jesus is like, "Relax. We're just two dudes gettin' our stew on." Yeah, right.














