*He's not my man. Yet.
January 29, 2011
January 27, 2011
Yes, Please
Water slides make the world go round. Well, not round. It's pretty much a straight, slippery shot down.
January 23, 2011
January 21, 2011
Goodbye, Productivity!
It was nice knowing you. I've found the Random Garfield Generator so I'm pretty sure the rest of my afternoon is spoken for.
January 19, 2011
January 18, 2011
January 16, 2011
On The Off Chance I Was Able To Get His Attention
I'm not even sure how I'd maintain it.
He's fucking perfect.
He's fucking perfect.
January 15, 2011
Good News: I'm Having A Terrific Lady Day
I took myself out to Chipotle for lunch today and the place was empty. I ordered my favorite thing, a vegetarian bowl, and the girl behind the counter said to the dude assembling my meal, "Oh, she likes it a particular way. She's a regular." I'M A REGULAR AT CHIPOTLE, YOU GUYS! How cool is that? My chest puffed out with pride. I was like, "Yup, I am."
So, I'm jammin' on my bowl but it's too much food so I figured that I should take the rest to go. I brought it up to the counter and asked if I could have a little bit more cheese. I've never done that before but since the place was empty, I figured it wouldn't be too much of a hassle.
I offered the 67 cents in my pocket in exchange for the cheese 'cause I don't know what their cheese refill policy is. The guy at the register was all, "Psssshaw. I'm not gonna charge you for that." Then, he slid my half-eaten bowl to the assembly dude and said, "Yo man, hook her up with some more cheese." The assembler snapped his rubber glove and said, "You got it." And he put A MOUND of cheese on my bowl. It was a solid handful at least.
"Thanks, man!" I chirped. "I feel like it's my birthday or something."
He laughed and said, "No problem."
What a rush! Since Ulta was a few minutes away, I decided to pop in because I needed more conditioner. After touching almost every bottle in the place, I settled on a fancy deep conditioner called Redken All-Soft Heavy Cream Super Treatment and I was like FUCK YEAH, FANCY CONDITIONER!
Now I'm at Starbucks to get some work done. Usually I just order a plain medium coffee but since I'm still high from my cheese hookup and my fancy conditioner purchase, I asked the guy to spruce up my coffee with some whipped cream. As he started to swirl the whipped cream on, I shouted out that he shouldn't be shy with the stuff and he nodded like he was saying, "Don't worry, Ma'am. I gotcha."
Well, he loaded my coffee up with so much whipped cream, my eyes nearly popped out of my head when he set my cup in front of me. Then he asked if I wanted a little caramel on it too, and I almost lost my mind. OF COURSE I'D LIKE CARAMEL ON IT! After he drizzled a few lines of caramel over the top, he asked if I wanted a spoon to dig into this sweet monstrosity and I was like OF COURSE I'D LIKE A SPOON! He was a coffee genius and he should both be promoted AND have his pay doubled.
I'm sipping on my coffee, tap tap tapping on my new computer and loving my life and I thought I'd tell the Internet. Terrific Lady days rule.
So, I'm jammin' on my bowl but it's too much food so I figured that I should take the rest to go. I brought it up to the counter and asked if I could have a little bit more cheese. I've never done that before but since the place was empty, I figured it wouldn't be too much of a hassle.
I offered the 67 cents in my pocket in exchange for the cheese 'cause I don't know what their cheese refill policy is. The guy at the register was all, "Psssshaw. I'm not gonna charge you for that." Then, he slid my half-eaten bowl to the assembly dude and said, "Yo man, hook her up with some more cheese." The assembler snapped his rubber glove and said, "You got it." And he put A MOUND of cheese on my bowl. It was a solid handful at least.
"Thanks, man!" I chirped. "I feel like it's my birthday or something."
He laughed and said, "No problem."
What a rush! Since Ulta was a few minutes away, I decided to pop in because I needed more conditioner. After touching almost every bottle in the place, I settled on a fancy deep conditioner called Redken All-Soft Heavy Cream Super Treatment and I was like FUCK YEAH, FANCY CONDITIONER!
Now I'm at Starbucks to get some work done. Usually I just order a plain medium coffee but since I'm still high from my cheese hookup and my fancy conditioner purchase, I asked the guy to spruce up my coffee with some whipped cream. As he started to swirl the whipped cream on, I shouted out that he shouldn't be shy with the stuff and he nodded like he was saying, "Don't worry, Ma'am. I gotcha."
Well, he loaded my coffee up with so much whipped cream, my eyes nearly popped out of my head when he set my cup in front of me. Then he asked if I wanted a little caramel on it too, and I almost lost my mind. OF COURSE I'D LIKE CARAMEL ON IT! After he drizzled a few lines of caramel over the top, he asked if I wanted a spoon to dig into this sweet monstrosity and I was like OF COURSE I'D LIKE A SPOON! He was a coffee genius and he should both be promoted AND have his pay doubled.
I'm sipping on my coffee, tap tap tapping on my new computer and loving my life and I thought I'd tell the Internet. Terrific Lady days rule.
January 14, 2011
January 13, 2011
January 11, 2011
A Few More Pics Because This Is My Blog So What The Hell
Here's me with my best friend, Jenna, from a while back. She looks like a doll. That's my favorite dress. I still wear it all the time.
Our hair is so shiny is ridic. In case you were wondering, here's what my smile looks like:
We wrote silly sayings on the Polaroids. I think the theme was that we were kidnapped and these pics were the evidence. Or something. You had to be there.
Okay. I'm officially done with my slideshow. Now you all know what I look like. Ho hum.
Our hair is so shiny is ridic. In case you were wondering, here's what my smile looks like:
Okay. I'm officially done with my slideshow. Now you all know what I look like. Ho hum.
From The Vault
Here's another picture of me found in my vault. Matthew took it when we dated which must've been--gosh--2005ish? It's one of my favorites! I was getting ready to go out, putting on eyeliner when he snapped it. My hair looks so pretttttty. Jenna is walking right in the middle of the shot and she looks like a cool guy. Haha.
I'm so nostalgic today.
I'm so nostalgic today.
January 10, 2011
Blast From The Past
I'm pretty sure that this picture was taken on my shitty cell phone, like, five years ago or something. I remember that afternoon well. Chim and I decided to get ice cream down the street and it was really sunny out. Some guy in a red truck catcalled us while we were posing and we cracked up about it for a few minutes after we took the shot. I like how this picture turned out. It's a great snapshot of a happy day.
I came across this picture in the innards of my hard drive and had to post it because I look so young. Ha! That's when I used to wear cheap pearls all the time. I haven't had bangs in a while. Maybe I should bring 'em back? Nah. They're a bitch to grow out.
January 8, 2011
Tonight
Sipping mugs of peppermint tea and watching this.
By hook or by crook, I'm gonna kick this cold by Monday SO HELP ME GOD.
By hook or by crook, I'm gonna kick this cold by Monday SO HELP ME GOD.
January 7, 2011
My January Look
All January I'll be hanging around a library with messy hair and shifty eyes ala Ms. Sheedy. Seriously, this is like looking in a mirror. It's kind of freaking me out.
January 6, 2011
Dude
I submitted a quote to Fake Jeopardy Interview Introductions and they published it!
"It says here that you’ve knitted a sweater out of your own hair. Tell me more about that, Carla.”— Alex Trebek
Ha! Awesome.
January 5, 2011
Dream Scene
I sound like a total creep with everything I wanna say about this picture. I'll leave it at that.
January 3, 2011
January 2, 2011
January 1, 2011
Questo Is The Besto
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| Questlove um, questing |
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| The Legendary Root Crew |
These shots were taken from my phone last night at the Brooklyn Bowl. I had the best seats in the house! We stayed 'til 5am and I'm totally fucking spent. Parts of the night are slowly returning to me though. A quick assessment: I think about 2/3 of the guys I kissed last night at midnight had dreadlocks which is hilarious. A short married guy hit on me (I turned him down) and another guy asked me to spend the night with him at his hotel and I turned him down too. In 2011, I'm breaking hearts and making boners sad left and right which is what I did in 2010 so I guess I'm good at it. Bwahaha. Blah.