Couchjumpers Of The World, UNITE!

This song goes out to the guy who jumped on a couch with me last night like we were little kids left home alone. He singlehandedly restored my faith in humanity.



Huey Lewis - I Want A New Drug(1983)

Meteoright

Fallen from Sascha Geddert on Vimeo.


I really enjoyed this video short called "Fallen" about a meteorite coming to terms with its fate. Please watch it if you haven't already. It's breathtaking.

For Those Who Like To Laugh

We embed a YouTube video for you. Sorry, that was a clunky AC/DC joke (which was based on a clunky Roman emperor maxim (was it Julius Caesar?).) Anyways, here's my favorite Human Giant sketch, "Sea World Psycho." Um, it's hysterical.

Sidekicked

What a goddam piece of work, this guy. Cool scowl, dude. Give me five minutes with him and I'd turn that frown upside down. I'd wrestle him on his kitchen floor and tickle his armpits until he'd beg me to stop in between fits of laughter.

Here’s the First Episode of David Cross’ The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret

via Splitsider
Curious about David Cross’ new IFC show, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret? Well, here’s the first episode, which is already on Hulu. It officially airs on IFC on October 1st, but Hulu has this preview up through the 30th, so get on it. 

This is hysterical. Watch it at your leisure.

Haikued

Ned Hepburn is a funny guy. Here are some of his Facebook haikus. Hee hee.

You poke me, but I /
am uncaring, like Asian father. /
Do better at math.
_________

Wow I guess I am /
Not only gentleman who /
desires sex with Bridgette.
__________

Why do you tag me /
in picture of drinking night? /
I look like Fat Elvis.
__________

Hey, girl from high school! /
Look! I am not chunker like in ‘98! /
Also: no chain wallet!
__________

I have moved on. You /
Seem to scrape bottom of barrel /
of suburban dicking.
__________

Best part of Facebook? /
Socializing with no pants on. /
Truly, America great.
__________

“Obama is terr’ist?” Tea /
Party People all named Kermit /
due to fists up asses.
__________

Sure, I will plough you /
Just come over. Wait, what the /
fuck is Farmville? Ugh.

I Have So Many Inside Jokes With My BFF Jenna

This is one of 'em. We quote this to each other all the time. Like, seriously. ALL THE TIME!

A Good Look

Me, Oprah-fied.

New MCR, FUCK YEAH!

This video just got me so stoked for the new My Chemical Romance album! I like this snippet because it feels like Kubrick meets Tank Girl meets some kind of horror movie I wouldn't watch, but repackaged in a fresh, colorful, dirty way. These guys definitely have a sense of humor about themselves, which is automatically endearing. I used to have a crush on Gerard, but Frank's looking pretty good here. It's all fun. Weeeeeeeee.

I Can't Believe I'm Not Sick Of This Meme Yet

Master of My Domain

I finally bought AnnaGoldfarb.com. I spruced it up using Flavors.me. Basically, it's a website to see all of my websites. That's so meta! I like it because it collects all my projects in one place. And, there's a huge picture of my dorky face on it. I figured I needed something like this so when people ask for my info, I can direct them to one site instead of, like, five different ones. Shrug.

There will be tweaks and additions soon, but it serves its purpose for now. I really like that picture of me I used. I remember when I took it, I was in a good mood. You can tell.

Dude, I Hear Ya

slaughterhouse90210:

“It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh.”
— W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence

An Ad That Makes Me Glad

This has also been in my RSS reader for a while. I get a kick out of it because I'm like the reverse; I want the short dude, guitar prowess optional. Look what a cute couple we'd be!

One Of My Favorite Things In Life

 

Is watching a dude I'm dating when he gets in the shower. As he ducks into the water, he closes his eyes and I get to watch him in a quiet moment no one else gets to see. I'm such a creep, right? I've had this .gif starred in my RSS reader for a while now. I don't know. I find it mesmerizing. I could watch it for days.

Give Me A Bottle Of Anything And A Glazed Doughnut...TO GO!

I FLIPPED MY LID when I first heard the song, "Yankee Rose." I was in third grade and I worshiped David Lee Roth. "Hot for Teacher" had been my favorite song forever, so when I heard this, it was right up my little alley. I would bop around my bedroom singing this song into the handle of my hairbrush for hours on end. It blew my little mind to pieces.

In fact, I made my Grandma get me his cassette "Eat 'Em and Smile" for Hannukaah that year. She was the best grandma ever and this is the best song ever. I can't even tell you how happy watching this video makes me. I'm totally gonna play it tonight at Wayne's World.

I HEART DIAMOND DAVE!

Fa-real

Holy shit! Deal with that, Sludgeworth.

The Chills That You Spill Down My Back