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In Other News, I Wanna Beat Up Jesse James

This Sandra Bullock debacle is really freaking me out. This is one of my biggest fears because I just know the same thing is gonna happen to me: I'm gonna stand up in front of the entire world, my friends and my family and choose some guy. I'm gonna champion him to everyone in my life and tell them how we're in love, how he's the one I choose, how he is my best friend and my rock. And, he will humiliate me by pulling some shit like this.

I just know it. I know it's gonna happen. Maybe he'll stand me up on our wedding day. Maybe he'll blow off the birth of our first kid. Maybe he'll cheat on me when the kids are little. Something terrible, public, and devastating. It's happened a few times to me already. Maybe I'm born under a bad sign.

Is that weird? Am I the only one?

Oh, Gerard

We'd have really cute kids. I just know it.

Pretttttty Much

Sounds about right.

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