HOLY SHIT!

Patrick Stump. Solo album. Oh my God.

This Will Always Be Funny

Holy Moly

Should this be my new default picture?

Step Inside My Hyundai

I saw Beck play this song, "Debra," live on Valentine's Day at Radio City Music Hall in, like, 1999. It was....awesome. Just awesome. He writhed around on a heart-shaped bet with red satin sheets. Midnite Vultures is one of my favorite albums of his. It's underrated, which is a shame. Basically, it's the best Prince album of the '90s. Boom!

Really, Facebook?

This is what you have to tell me? There are too many depressing things about this personalized ad to list. 

Wouldn't!

I can't believe that this look worked for him at one point in time. Shiver!

If You Want To Get Me Something For My Birthday

Go with a balloon Jesus on the cross. Every 32-year-old Jewish girl should have one! Btdubs, cool six-pack, Jesus. It looks like a trio of ball sacks.

Thank You, Internet

For this. It honestly made me LOL when I saw it. Why? Because it's Michael Cera Jersey Shore-ified with Pauly D! It's George Michael on the 1s and 2s!!!