March 23, 2010

In Other News, I Wanna Beat Up Jesse James

This Sandra Bullock debacle is really freaking me out. This is one of my biggest fears because I just know the same thing is gonna happen to me: I'm gonna stand up in front of the entire world, my friends and my family and choose some guy. I'm gonna champion him to everyone in my life and tell them how we're in love, how he's the one I choose, how he is my best friend and my rock. And, he will humiliate me by pulling some shit like this.

I just know it. I know it's gonna happen. Maybe he'll stand me up on our wedding day. Maybe he'll blow off the birth of our first kid. Maybe he'll cheat on me when the kids are little. Something terrible, public, and devastating. It's happened a few times to me already. Maybe I'm born under a bad sign.

Is that weird? Am I the only one?

3 comments:

Jazz said...

I used to be the same way, still am sort of, but have taken comfort in knowing it is nothing I have control over.

dani said...

i think everyone in the back of their mind fears that happening, im in the same boat, cause its happened to me too! its one of those things that nobody ever says, but every person i feel has it in the back of their heads tucked away so its not pounding in their brains every minute when they look at their partner. if they dont? it must be bliss.

becca said...

no this happens to girls who don't deserve it and who had a lapse in their usual good judgement of character

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