I Make 'Em Good Boys Go Bad

But, Cobra Starship makes 'em "Good Girls Go Bad." Here's their new video. Lookin' good, duders!

I'd Hit It

I think that there's something wrong with me, but I have such a crush on Seth Green in Can't Hardly Wait. If I were at a party and this little goggle-d dude kicked me game, I'd totally go for it. Purrrrr.

As A Lover Of All Things Teen Wolf

This cracked me up. Apparently, a comedy troupe inserted themselves into actual footage from the movie. And, their results are hysterical. See?

Teen Wolf

I Want A Radical Cat Lawyer

This cartoon is called "Cool Court Starring Nachos the Cross Eyed Cat" and it's funny. Trust Me.

I Crossed A Duck With A Fox...

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Music Critics of the World, UNITE!

Here's a synopsis of the clip from the Village Voice:

This is incredible. So here we have beloved friend-of-SOTC Christopher R. Weingarten, he of the "reviewing 1,000 records on Twitter in 2009" phenomenon/craze 1000 Times Yes, giving a speech at the 140 Characters Conference. Mr. Weingarten, whose brief remarks on the future of music criticism (it has none) are vivid, sardonic, and incredibly profane, to the crowd's unending delight. Indicative phrases: "gilded geekazoid," "falling down a shit spiral," "people have awful taste," and "Fleet Foxes fuckin' sucks." During that last bit Chris ascends to Bill Hicks/gospel-preacher heights of divine fervor. Love the hat, too.

As a former music critic, I found this speech especially relevant. I agree that music blogs will never take the place of a trained, disciplined, enthusiastic music critic. I haven't done any music writing for a few years now, but I can appreciate his frustrations with the music industry, which Weingarten articulates well. Watch:

If There Was One Image I Would Tattoo On The Insides Of My Eyelids

it would be this one. I can honestly say that I would NEVER get sick of looking at it. Yowzers!

The Cutest Thing I've Ever Seen x 1,000

Haaaaay!

Here are the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park saying, "Hey!" It's inane, but I dig it. Oh, and can anyone tell me why Jeff Goldblum's daughter was black in the Jurassic Park sequel? They never explained it in the film! It's a riddle that plagues me to this day.

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The World's A Mirror If You Distract Yourself Well Enough

Popped and crackled. Crashed and burned. Here's "Destination Ursa Major," by Superdrag. I love this song.

Miss Piggy, Peachy Keen

This might be old, but I just saw it for the first time yesterday. Here is Miss Piggy re-interpreting Peaches' classic song, "Fuck the Pain Away." It's pretty effin funny. Whoever put this together is a genius. *I also think that the guy who invented diet vanilla Coke is a genius, so take that how you will.

(F)Unemployment

I like this. I can relate to it.


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This Is Making Me Reconsider My Irrational Hatred of Steve Winwood

Here he is in 1967 with the Spencer Davis Group singing, "I'm a Man." This song holds personal significance to me because I remember dancing with Bunny to this jam at the Making Time when we met oh so many moons ago. I picked him out of the crowd and everything seemed to flow easily with us. I remember flashing him my smile and pulling him in with my tractor beam. It was fun and to think about it still makes me smile. Ho hum.

Hanging Out With Fifth Graders Is Starting To Have Some Side Effects

Case in point: I think stuff like this is funny. Yikes.



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I Would Overlook The Crazy and Concentrate On The Converse

Ryan Adams looks straight-up perfect here, like it's his first day TA'ing a film theory class at an ivy league university. I love knowing that guys who dress like this even exist.