Breaking News: According to Some Strangers I'm Internet Sexxxy!

This. IS AMAZING!

Thank you so much! This really means a lot to me. I'm so flattered.

I'd like to thank the Internet for thinking that I'm hot. I'd like to thank Doc Brown for telling me that if I set my mind to it, I can accomplish anything. I'd like to thank my cat Charlie for sitting on my lap. Oh jeez. I'd like to thank my Mom and Dad for giving me hot genes.

Oh man. What's the time? 30 seconds left? Ok, ok. I'd like to thank my best friends Jenna and Shannon for thinking that I'm funny and I'd like to thank the soft lighting in my apartment for making me look sultry.

Thank you, Urlesque.com, for this great honor. I hope people all around the word continue to want to see me in swimwear. World peace and ending world hunger would be kinda bitchin'. But, mostly I want dudes to fantasize about me in a bikini. That'd be pretty sweet.