HAHA

He had to eat by himself like a dork.

Top Chef humor.

Everybody Wants Some

I want some toooooo!

Ice cream cake, fuck yeah.

if i was his girl

I'd serve seared scallops and mushroom risotto for dinner. He'd tell me what a great cook I am and I'd beam. Then, we'd drink red wine on my roof, telling each other funny stories. After a few glasses, our nerves our settle and our knees would touch. I'd suggest that we lay down on our backs and gaze at the stars. He'd swing his arm around me and I'd snuggle into his chest, tracing his shirt buttons with my finger.

We'd have our first kiss when the moon would be highest in the sky. I'd nuzzle into his neck, breathing in his skin like I just discovered a new country. We'd get quiet, listening to the city sounds echo through the warm summer night air.

With each breath, I'd watch his chest puff up and down. I'd stay still to listen to his heartbeat. Then, I'd frown because I'd know that mustache is gonna irritate the fuck out of my lip come morning.

I'd Totally Eat This

Well, If Thats The Case Then Sure

An A to Your Q

A while back, Eric wrote this comment in response to this post:

Anna, I think Laryssa's praise of the high-quality writing in Shmitten Kitten is well deserved! Also, I enjoyed reading your backstory so much that I'd like to make a request (if I'm allowed to do that, especially for possibly proprietary info): Will you write a post about your plans going forward? Please. Lastly, I'm curious as to why you no longer accept freelance assignments anymore. Thanks! 

 I forgot to get back to him so I figured I'd post the answers here in Eric's very own post!

Hello, Eric. To answer your questions, I can't really talk about my plans going forward too much because I don't want to jinx anything. I promise that I'll post any updates when and if they happen. I should know something soon (fingers crossed).

Secondly, when I said that I don't freelance anymore, I meant that I don't interview bands or do any kind of music writing for print publications. I have no interest in chasing down stories, pitching them to editors, arranging interviews, transcribing the interviews, and then watching an editor slice my story in half because of last minute space constraints.

I've never written about dating or lifestyle stuff for anyone else except for my Dude Dictionary on Lemondrop last year. I've been so focused on my work that I haven't had time to pitch anything to any other outlets. And, I love writing for Shmitten Kitten. I'd rather work on my site than do anything else. It's my favorite thing in the world to do!

Thanks for your questions, Eric. I hope I answered them.

xoxo

I'll Know I've Made It When I Get My Own Line Of Sneakers

Right, Axl?

I Know, Man

Dude, me too. All that shit is the fucking best.

Busy Week

It's a busy busy busy week. Guess I just gotta hang in there, like this little fella.

Stardusted

I love thinking about stuff like this. It makes me feel safe, like things are so out of my control, what else can you do but marvel at it and let it run its course?